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PostSubject: 10 Skills Every Man Should Have   Sat Aug 08, 2009 8:49 am

The definition of being a man has changed drastically over the centuries. From he who can kill the buffalo, to he who can afford the most slaves and to he who can afford a Ferrari 360 Enzo. Ok the last one is not important, but the following ten points are the most important skills a man can have to survive in modern society.

10.
Be a gentleman.


In days gone by, a gentleman would always open doors for ladies. Whether it be the lady they were driving, or a stranger entering a building, it was always the done thing. This has now almost entirely vanished – and it is not entirely the fault of the men. I have seen women sneer at men for opening a door for them. They seem to be confusing manners with chauvinism. My advice in this case is to smile at the sneering lady and open the door anyway.


9.

Build a Fire


This seemingly basic skill is often overlooked by those who never joined the Boy Scouts. The skill was fine-tuned centuries ago, but one can never be sure when he will have to provide a fire for warmth, to cook, or for sheer pleasure. Start with small dry twigs in the shape of a teepee, and slowly build up to larger pieces of wood. Don’t smother it, but don’t let too much air in.


8.

Tie a Tie


Imagine waking up the day of an important meeting or interview, showering, getting dressed, and then not being able to tie the tie. The open collar look might work for some of us, but for most it will simply look sloppy. There are plenty of videos on youtube to help you out. Some things just don’t change with time. Looking good is one of them. I recommend learning the “four in hand” method as it is the simplest – the adventurous might want to try a full windsor. Be sure to have a dimple in the tie (as is visible in the picture above).


7.
Hold Their Own in Any Sport



Whether in the pool hall or a volleyball game at the company picnic, no one wants to lose. More importantly, no one wants to look like an idiot. As they say, you can’t win them all, but you can keep yourself from being embarrassed. A man should know the basic skills of every major sport, football, basketball, soccer, baseball, hockey, and various forms of non athletic games such as poker, pool, and fishing. Also, one should be able to explain the rules and basic skills of any of these competitions to any woman who asks.


6.
Car Maintenance



Almost every man has been in this situation: On a date with a cute girl, when suddenly the car stops working. She looks at you with those wide eyes, assuming you know how to fix it. Surprise ladies, we are not all mechanics. However, a man should be able to change a tire, jump start a car, recognize any fluids in the car, and be able to get the car to someone who can fix it, while not showing weakness in front of his lady.


5.
Wingman



As a man, you have certain responsibilities to your friends. Possibly the most important one is to help him get laid. It may involve starting the conversation, or even distracting the less desirable friend. You should be able to accept anything short of long-term physical injury in order to help a buddy out. These acts should be rewarded for their bravery and must be re-paid.


4.
Converse



A good conversation is almost an art form. The ability to be interesting and charismatic without dominating a conversation is a skill reserved for the real men amongst us. A man should have a good joke on hand, as well as a supported opinion of most current events, from the threat of Iran as a nuclear power to the Pacers’ need for a starting center.


3.
Basic first aid



CPR, the Heimlich maneuver, dressing cuts, scrapes, burns, and bruises, are all invaluable skills that could benefit you to know. It could mean the difference between life and death, or simply make you more comfortable. The possible importance of these skills can not be understated. Knowing these skills will also keep you from panicking if the situation should arise. It will keep everyone safer and can save lives.


2.
Fix things



As Clint Eastwood said in Gran Torino, “WD-40, a vice grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone”. Most household problems, from squeaky doors to dripping faucets, can be fixed easily by anyone with a clue. Fixing things by yourself will save you money and be more satisfying than calling in a professional.


1.
Cook



Long gone are the days of hunting and gathering, where any food was considered good food. A real man should know his way around a kitchen and be able to cook a good meal now and again. When in the company of others, ramen and poptarts do not count.
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PostSubject: Re: 10 Skills Every Man Should Have   Sat Aug 08, 2009 9:17 am

Are you man enough?

hahahah lol!
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PostSubject: Re: 10 Skills Every Man Should Have   Sat Aug 08, 2009 9:21 am

an ideal guy?
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PostSubject: Re: 10 Skills Every Man Should Have   Sat Aug 08, 2009 9:23 am

not really. at least a guy should know things like this..hehehe
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PostSubject: Re: 10 Skills Every Man Should Have   Sat Aug 08, 2009 9:30 am

are you one chairman?
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PostSubject: Re: 10 Skills Every Man Should Have   Sat Aug 08, 2009 9:42 am

no ui..heheh wla koy skill nga mo fix ug car!hahaha:`gg`:
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PostSubject: Re: 10 Skills Every Man Should Have   Sat Aug 08, 2009 8:59 pm

nahan ko katong mag cook

kulang pa ang list


11. wash clothes. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: 10 Skills Every Man Should Have   Sat Aug 08, 2009 10:44 pm

yes sa sampu! plus... mabait, yung tipong marunong magpahalaga sa value ng family, maunawain at higit sa lahat mataas ang respeto sa mga babae.
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PostSubject: Re: 10 Skills Every Man Should Have   Sun Aug 09, 2009 1:47 am

ah mao di ni secreto nmu joseph..hihi
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PostSubject: Re: 10 Skills Every Man Should Have   Mon Aug 10, 2009 12:41 pm

Another skill all men should know is how to pleasure a woman in bed. I am not even kidding; I know a ****-ton of guys who are only capable of a two-minute humping and then passing out into a sex-induced stupor. That's just not right.
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PostSubject: Re: 10 Skills Every Man Should Have   Mon Aug 10, 2009 12:45 pm

hmmmm.. nka bantay nq u mga comments puro about nude things...
whaaaaaaaah! pervert!
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PostSubject: Re: 10 Skills Every Man Should Have   Mon Aug 10, 2009 1:30 pm

Are you a girl, loka_loka? If you are, I'm pretty sure you'd also prefer a man who can bring you pleasure instead of just the requisite faux-moaning and subsequent cuddling. Sex should be fun for both parties, you know.
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PostSubject: Re: 10 Skills Every Man Should Have   Mon Aug 10, 2009 2:03 pm

sorry, i cant relate!
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PostSubject: Re: 10 Skills Every Man Should Have   Mon Aug 10, 2009 3:11 pm

loka_loka wrote:
sorry, i cant relate!

nose bleed gurl?..
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PostSubject: Re: 10 Skills Every Man Should Have   Mon Aug 10, 2009 3:34 pm

patience......patience .....and more patience......hehehehe lol!
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PostSubject: Re: 10 Skills Every Man Should Have   Mon Aug 10, 2009 3:42 pm

cyclops will's mind is kinda not-into-this-world..

but i must admit he has a point.. a great point actually

if a man is sensitive about what his partner feels in bed then he cares..

study shows, good sex strengthens relationship.. Smile

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PostSubject: Re: 10 Skills Every Man Should Have   Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:11 am

***Green Butterfly*** wrote:
cyclops will's mind is kinda not-into-this-world..

but i must admit he has a point.. a great point actually

if a man is sensitive about what his partner feels in bed then he cares..

study shows, good sex strengthens relationship.. Smile

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PostSubject: Re: 10 Skills Every Man Should Have   Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:27 am

study shows that toyiimal....
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PostSubject: Re: 10 Skills Every Man Should Have   Fri Aug 14, 2009 6:08 am

If I were a boy
Even just for a day
I'd roll out of bed in morning
Threw on what I wanted and go

Drink beer with the guys
And chase after girls
I'd kick it with who I wanted
And I'd never get confronted for it
Cause they stick up for me

If I were a boy
I think I could understand
How it feels to love a girl
I swear I'd be a better man

I'd listen to her
Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the one you wanted
Cause he's taken you for granted
And everything you had got destroyed

If I were a boy
I would turn off my phone
Tell everyone it's broken
So they think I was sleeping alone

I'd put myself first
And make the rules as I go
Cause I know she'd be faithful
Waiting for me to come home

If I were a boy
I think I could understand
How it feels to love a girl
I swear I'd be a better man

I'd listen to her
Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the one you wanted
Cause he's taken you for granted
And everything you had got destroyed

It's a little too late for you to come back
Say it's just a mistake
Think I'd forgive you like that
If you thought I would wait for you
You thought wrong

But you're just a boy
And don't understand
How it feels to love a girl
Some day would wish were a better man

You don't listen to her
You don't care how it hurts
Until you lose the one you wanted
Cause you've taken her for granted
And everything you had got destroyed

Cause you're just a boy.....
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PostSubject: Re: 10 Skills Every Man Should Have   Sat Aug 15, 2009 5:06 am

asa man na makit.an ng lakiha nga naa tanan ana? kay pletehan jud na nako ug 1 zillion.. hahaha.. joke..
duh?! ug naa man gali lalake nga naa ana tanan, bayot pud..
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PostSubject: Re: 10 Skills Every Man Should Have   Sat Aug 15, 2009 8:51 am

keeetoy wrote:
asa man na makit.an ng lakiha nga naa tanan ana? kay pletehan jud na nako ug 1 zillion.. hahaha.. joke..
duh?! ug naa man gali lalake nga naa ana tanan, bayot pud..

si Chairman Kaga diay?
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PostSubject: Re: 10 Skills Every Man Should Have   Tue Aug 18, 2009 3:47 am

keeetoy wrote:
asa man na makit.an ng lakiha nga naa tanan ana? kay pletehan jud na nako ug 1 zillion.. hahaha.. joke..
duh?! ug naa man gali lalake nga naa ana tanan, bayot pud..

wahahah.. nobody is perfect ui!hehehe.. naay perfect nga lalaki, basa lang ka ug absolute boyfriend..hahaha

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PostSubject: Re: 10 Skills Every Man Should Have   Tue Aug 18, 2009 3:48 am

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keeetoy wrote:
asa man na makit.an ng lakiha nga naa tanan ana? kay pletehan jud na nako ug 1 zillion.. hahaha.. joke..
duh?! ug naa man gali lalake nga naa ana tanan, bayot pud..

si Chairman Kaga diay?


waaaaaaa, ako lagi..hahaha.. dli man ko perfect ui, dli sad ko bayot!ahahah

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PostSubject: Re: 10 Skills Every Man Should Have   Wed Aug 19, 2009 2:53 am

Chairman Kaga (会長加賀) wrote:
keeetoy wrote:
asa man na makit.an ng lakiha nga naa tanan ana? kay pletehan jud na nako ug 1 zillion.. hahaha.. joke..
duh?! ug naa man gali lalake nga naa ana tanan, bayot pud..

wahahah.. nobody is perfect ui!hehehe.. naay perfect nga lalaki, basa lang ka ug absolute boyfriend..hahaha

dili man gihapon to perfect para nako katong naa sa absolute boyfriend.. hahaha.. wala baya ko katiwas ug basa ato.. Sad
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PostSubject: Re: 10 Skills Every Man Should Have   Wed Aug 19, 2009 2:57 am

ako na cyang nakit-an hehehe... kagilok!
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