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keeetoy
Special Jounin (特殊 忍者)
Posts : 163
Join date : 2009-07-30
|  Subject: Advantages Of Being A Woman Tue Sep 22, 2009 6:10 am | |
| Why it's better to be a Woman!
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
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jEWELrIDER
Chuunin (初心者)
Posts : 77
Join date : 2009-08-29
| | Subject: Re: Advantages Of Being A Woman Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:23 pm | |
| nice post  i strongly agree  | |
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Nimda
Legendary Sannin (伝説の3 つの忍者)
Posts : 288
Join date : 2009-07-30
Location : Planted Aquarium
| | Subject: Re: Advantages Of Being A Woman Wed Sep 23, 2009 3:46 am | |
| ADVANTAGE of a MAN???
Well, you can have a WOMAN who has all the advantages. ahahhahaha | |
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Chairman Kaga (会長加賀)
Akatsuki - Uchiha Madara
Posts : 451
Join date : 2009-07-28
Age : 38
| | Subject: Re: Advantages Of Being A Woman Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:43 am | |
| " 24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot." Really? Maybe you're just jealous!hahahah  | |
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keeetoy
Special Jounin (特殊 忍者)
Posts : 163
Join date : 2009-07-30
| | Subject: Re: Advantages Of Being A Woman Thu Sep 24, 2009 12:19 am | |
| 1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.
6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.
9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage & after marriage. | |
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RuKia
Chuunin (初心者)
Posts : 73
Join date : 2009-07-31
Location : Moon
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Nimda
Legendary Sannin (伝説の3 つの忍者)
Posts : 288
Join date : 2009-07-30
Location : Planted Aquarium
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Chairman Kaga (会長加賀)
Akatsuki - Uchiha Madara
Posts : 451
Join date : 2009-07-28
Age : 38
| | Subject: Re: Advantages Of Being A Woman Thu Oct 01, 2009 2:37 am | |
| "10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage & after marriage. "
so basically, every time? | |
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Nimda
Legendary Sannin (伝説の3 つの忍者)
Posts : 288
Join date : 2009-07-30
Location : Planted Aquarium
| | Subject: Re: Advantages Of Being A Woman Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:53 am | |
| likewise pud.. ang lalaki mag lisod pud sabot sa mga babayi... pero because of this reality, everything would fit perfectly... both are imperfect beings, kanang mag compromise2x lang. | |
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Chairman Kaga (会長加賀)
Akatsuki - Uchiha Madara
Posts : 451
Join date : 2009-07-28
Age : 38
| | Subject: Re: Advantages Of Being A Woman Wed Oct 07, 2009 2:31 pm | |
| wow.. expert diay ka ani nga butang nimda?hehehe | |
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Nimda
Legendary Sannin (伝説の3 つの忍者)
Posts : 288
Join date : 2009-07-30
Location : Planted Aquarium
| | Subject: Re: Advantages Of Being A Woman Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:48 am | |
| dili ko eksperto oi.. aduna lang koy gamayng kaalaman... hahaha | |
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Chairman Kaga (会長加賀)
Akatsuki - Uchiha Madara
Posts : 451
Join date : 2009-07-28
Age : 38
| | Subject: Re: Advantages Of Being A Woman Thu Oct 08, 2009 2:56 pm | |
| nyahah..ows? if i know naa ka clinic para lang ani nga mga butang..eheheh.. | |
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